All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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