If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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