xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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