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It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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