Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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