you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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