Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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