i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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