I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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