how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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