so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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