My pussy is not your playground.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
