I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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