CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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