we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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