No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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