I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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