I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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