Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We smell like vodka and hangover
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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