In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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