The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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