After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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