i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
This baby is an asshole
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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