I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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