Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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