I want to stick my p in your. b.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
two words...techno handjob
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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