Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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