Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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