i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
