i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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