Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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