He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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