Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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