they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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