It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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