Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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