I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
