My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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