He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
