3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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