Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I could make wine with my vomit
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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