What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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