chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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