btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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