so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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