I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Please don't give away my fajitas
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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