Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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