My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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