idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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