Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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