did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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